Neko


October 20 2014, 10pm


sunfl0werpetal:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

how about "the government is fucking up and obama is nothing more but a figure head to take the heat of all the congress’s dumbass decisions" The president isnt a dictator. he doesnt get to choose 100000000% by himself what happens to this country, hence the term democracy.


October 20 2014, 9pm


sundrownplace:

Our family’s been through a lot these past few months, but now that our beautiful baby girl is here, I know Rick will stand up and make our marriage beautiful again. :-) I just know our daughter will grow up to be a strong fighter in the Skeleton War, just like her father.

sundrownplace:

Our family’s been through a lot these past few months, but now that our beautiful baby girl is here, I know Rick will stand up and make our marriage beautiful again. :-) I just know our daughter will grow up to be a strong fighter in the Skeleton War, just like her father.


October 20 2014, 2pm


mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.


October 20 2014, 1pm


wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.


October 20 2014, 1pm


sidewalk-assasin:

had fun in the halloween section of target today.


October 20 2014, 7am


sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.


October 19 2014, 11pm


mercedesbenzoate:

babeobaggins:

lilcochina:

OH MY GOD
This guy tried to hit in Tyra while auditioning for ANTM n he got shut down immediately

I wish I had this lady for when men bother me

kelly cutrone SLAYING


October 19 2014, 9pm


destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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(Source: scottish)


October 19 2014, 7pm


eternalwinternight:


hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

(Source: littlemusicalwitch)


October 19 2014, 7pm


did-you-kno:

Food tastes different when you’re on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. Even if airlines provided gourmet food, it would still taste like dirt after take-off.  Since you can’t be expected to eat pretzels with cotton mouth, you might as well just drink your dinner.  Source

did-you-kno:

Food tastes different when you’re on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. Even if airlines provided gourmet food, it would still taste like dirt after take-off. Since you can’t be expected to eat pretzels with cotton mouth, you might as well just drink your dinner. Source


October 19 2014, 5pm



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rabbitlegs:

phantom-locked:

geno2925:

bangmybangwithabang:

gamefreakdude:

ive seen a couple audio posts with weird super mario sunshine sfx; out of curiosity i took the sound banks out of sms and uh

it’s terrifying

i cut out all the sfx that aren’t like voices for npcs or creatures or whatever and left them in order as found in the soundbanks

we start with mario

then npcs, where it turns out most of their sfx are pitched down in-game, so unedited from the sound bank they’re really high pitched

then it just keeps getting worse. i have no idea where some of these are actually used-in game if at all

the entirety of the middle part is simply incredible

No doubt about it, Super Mario Sunshine has the best voice clips out of every Mario game ever.

Someone got paid to make all these noises. Keep that in mind.

oh shit the clip of mario saying “arrivederci” though


October 19 2014, 5pm


marauders4evr:

Do you know what I’ve always wondered?

Whatever happened to this little guy?

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In the books, Harry kept the little dragon. But the only time it’s mentioned is the night after the first task:

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Read that! That’s adorable!

I always wondered what would happened to it after that. Imagine Harry having this cute little pet dragon that could fit in the palm of his hand and fly around, shooting little puffs of smoke at people.